Definition of Disgusting

Guess what we’ve been doing again today? 

Here’s a clue:

Today’s definition of disgusting: pulling off a nicotine-stained piece of hessian-style wallpaper having used a steamer, only to be slapped in the face with boiling hot liquid nicotine.  Nice.  I’m guessing it is nicotine that has been building up since about 1975, as that was probably the year that hessian-style wallpaper was in vogue.

Today’s definition of happy:  Finally finishing a twenty-foot wall, having stripped it of every last scrap of its decades-old and nicotine-stained hessian-style wallpaper.  What joy.

Today’s plans for tomorrow:  There is the same hessian-style wallpaper in the kitchen too.  It’s equally stained, but probably includes chip fat in with the nicotine.  I can hardly wait.

Hope you are enjoying a nice seasonal break today, and your definition of disgusting today is nothing worse than the clothes on the cheapest end of a sales rack.