“The average human has one breast and one testicle” - Des McHale. When you put it like that, statistics showing averages don’t mean very much at all!

stats and maths
The quote I’ve used for the heading for this post - Lies, damned lies and statistics - was attributed to Benjamin Disraeli by Mark Twain, who made it popular, although like a lot of quotes, its origin is disputed.
What we do know is that statistics are used a lot these days - and that stats for a website or blog can be both enlightening and funny.
When I first started this blog in November 2008, I expected it would be a while before I had any number of readers, except perhaps for those who knew me. I didn’t worry about stats and couldn’t tell you how many people did or didn’t read the blog at that time. When I had a phonecall the following July from someone who’d found me on Google, I thought it was time I started finding out where my customers were coming from!
So now I know that my visitor numbers increase from month to month

stats graph
and that over 60% of my visitors come from search engines, 30% arrive direct or through bookmarking and that less than 10% come via a link from another website. One of the oddest links was from a guns and ammo forum - someone had posted one of my photos of baby chicks on there as a joke.
I also know that they find me for all sorts of search terms. Here are a few that made me chuckle:

hand painted toilet
*hand painted toilets [I had never even considered this a possibility! Doesn't sound very practical, to be honest - but the photo above is from www.emilystephenson.co.uk and may be exactly what you're after!]
*big head man
*top 10 unusual christening gifts [oh it's my head that's big now! Would my gifts really feature in a top 10?]
*wooden toilet door paint bright [hmmm...is there a toilet theme going on in my blog?]
*monty python spam lady
*man in balloon [bizzarely, I had actually blogged about this here: http://www.1stuniquegifts.co.uk/blog/2009/12/stockport-market-the-pictures/ ]
*weird twin baby gifts [I wonder if they found what they were looking for?]
And just to prove that my blog must now be the font of all knowledge, these are some terms people found me with:
*nigerian orphan
*homeless pigeons
*popularity of william in 2010
*how can comments of customers help websites
*will conifers grow back from being cut down [answer: no - we've chopped down over 40 now and will be very unhappy if they do grow back]
*ikea domsjo sink in stock [lots and lots of hits for the Domsjo sink which I blogged about in Feb 2009 - but I'm guessing www.ikea.com will have a bit more info than me on the stock levels!]
*unique teacher gift blog
*polymer clay jewellery england [not my speciality but I hope I sent this person to the right place with my link to www.polyannadesigns.co.uk - a real polymer jewellery star]
*do birds nest in conifers in april want to cut trees down [answer: yes they do, as we sadly found out too late. In fact, it was in March, they were pigeons and rebuilt their nest in another conifer in April]
*where are pebbly beaches uk [answer: er...where the land meets the sea?]

pebbly beach
*what do I do about neighbours overgrown conifers [answer: do you live at the back of me? I'm onto it, honestly...]
And my very top search term for this blog? Surprisingly to me, the word orpington, closely followed by the term buff orpington. There’s definitely scope there for someone to blog about orpingtons! I think if I added up all the searches for domsjo sinks, though, phrased in one way or another, they’d beat the hens into a cocked hat.