Humorous gifts

Plaque with wire hanger: save water drink wine.

Just £6.99

 

Door plaque, measures approx 15cm x 7cm.  Natural cream, shabby-chic finish.  Pretty little white hearts with red polka dots and homespun-style stitched effect.

Reads: Bathroom - it's the maid's day off, please pick up your own towel.

Alternative colourways and wording available as we hand-paint to order.

Sticky pads on reverse for easy fixing to bathroom door or wall.

Only £5.99

Background colour:

neutral cream pale blue cornflower blue pale pink other

Wording required:

bathroom it's the maid's day off please pick up your own towel bathroom smallest room W.C. toilet shower room necessary room other

colour of hearts

white/red spots red/white spots bright pink/white spots other

Door plaque measuring approx 15cm x 7 cm.  Hand-painted, so you can specify alternative wording and colours.

Comes with sticky pads for fixing to door or wall.

Colours:

green natural cream red cornflower blue other(we'll email you)

Wording (if different):

Hanging Plaque: when all else fails, buy more shoes.

Perfect for the girly shoe-addict!

£6.99

 

Colour:

pinks/purples cream/red/black other (we'll email you)

Hanging plaque: give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world

£6.99

 

Colour:

cream/red/black pinks/purples other (we'll email you)

Door plaque measuring approx 15cm x 7 cm.  Hand-painted, so you can specify alternative words and colours.

Comes with sticky pads for fixing to door or wall.

Only £5.99.

Colours:

natural cream pale pink red bright pink other(we'll email you)

Wording (if different):

Hanging plaque which says: this is an eco-friendly home - no energy has been wasted on cleaning or tidying it.

£6.99

 

There's enough wasted energy in this house without me tidying my room.  Does it sound like anyone you know?

£5.99

Colour:

blue/black (shown) cream/pink cream/blue/black pink/dark pink